a foreign concept

i was watching this show Work Out the other day on Bravo, my new fav network..and this lady says she is going to the gym to lose some weight cause her butt was too big...now mind you this woman's azz was close to being non exsistent...
maybe its just me but i never heard of a woman wanting to lose her booty...i went to school in the south and booty is beautiful and bountiful...in fact when i was in school i wanted more booty...my girls drea and tootie had nice round butts that filled out jeans perfectly, i had the breasts of the group, so they said i wasnt allowed to complain about my butt..and while my butt aint small it was the smallest of the groups...

i graduated college in 2003 and since then i have put on maybe 12 pounds...and guess what...I'S GOT BOOTY NOW!! when i get out of the shower i turn sideways in the mirror just to admire it...im so happy that i got some rump..so when i heard that on the TV i was dumbfounded...people actually want to lose their butts...i cant believe that...da hell is wrong with them?...booty is a blessing! i wouldnt mind toning up the tummy a little bit, but the booty...maybe id make it a little firmer...but smaller....why would i go do that?

so umm....am i the only one who cant relate to this slimming the booty thing? am i deranged cause i think booty is beautiful? is there something i dont know?

Ne-Yo - Sexy Love

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a lot of little things

i got to work today and three of my male co-workers that hang out with were looking at me kinda funny...one sent me an email that said i looked good today...i sent him back one that said i feel good today...one came by my desk and rubbed my shoulder (his usual greeting) and told me i was looking nice today...then he said i was looking radiant...and the other just stared, but he always does that...those guys had me blushing so hard...i dont know what it was...i didnt do anything out of the ordinary..i put my contacts in but i do that maybe once a week...i dunno they coulda just been playin aorund but thats okay...it felt good anyway...they are good guys...and i appreciate all compliments...flattery works well with me...

its not tough giving up the red meat and pork except when going to a mexican restaurant...i wanted chicken taquitos and they only had shredded beef taquitos...i miss beef tamales...i want my el pastor (pork) sincroinsadas...but pork aint poppin right now...at least i can still go get my rice milk...i LOVE rice milk...
i found that Fatburger has THE BEST turkeyburgers...i am hooked..im trying to be cool and not go there every day...especially right now cause money is tight and im trying to curb the eating out everyday...you know you spend hella money eating out everyday...

i love my playlist on my work computer....usher, destiny's child, vivian green, a little bit of tupac, angie stone, joss stone, maxwell, the love jones soundtrack, leela james, erykah badu, jamie foxx, ne-yo...and some more folks...i have hours of music on this computer...i just put it on shuffle and sit back and get to work...and if you havent experienced leela james...OH MY GOD!! she does a remake of gwen stefani's song "don't speak" that left my azz speechless...i didnt even realize it was the same song...she put some stank on it...she put this whole jazz blues feel to it...a-ma-zing!

im addicted to crystal light lemonade...the little packets...i pour the packet into my gawgeous Spelman College water jug add some water and ice and im set to do some work...and what color is my water jug...*drumroll* Spelman blue of course...yes, there is a such thing as Spelman blue (at least in my mind)...i just cant explain the color...its blue except prettier, LOL...aiight imma shut up now...

Hi Sarccastik!! *wavin* glad your back, hope the J-O-B is going great...i miss Atlanta sumthin firece...i have always wanted a loft in midtown....maybe one day...i already have it decorated in my mind...

i had ROACH in my apartment!...i have never had one all up in my area before...i had a big azz beetle in my bed last year...but i was pissed the other day...it was in my bathroom..out here they call them date palm beetles...but that was just a big ass roach...someone at work told me they come throught the pipes...OH HELL NO!!...i am a big sucker too...i am terrified of bugs...this sucker had the nerve to come into my bathroom and die...when i found it it was already dead...but i sprayed half a can of Raid on it anyway, just to make sure....then i had one of my co-workers and his girl come over after work and put it in the toilet for me...i was not about to touch it or get close....i still call my daddy when i see a spider...and he is in michigan and im in damn southern california...a good 7 hour plane ride from....but I DONT DO BUGS!!...i have this irrational fear that they are going to come back alive and attack my feet....

who saw the season premeire of flava of love? DA HELL?? the first chick beat the little chicks butt then offered her some "lip chap" DA HELL?? and the got on her knees and prayed asking God to forgive her for beating the chicks butt and then in the middle of the prayer threatened the chick with another whooping in the name of God.....DA HELL?? and then at the end ol girl decided she couldnt hold it anymore and pooped on the floor/steps...DA HELL?? and flav kept her in the house and said he respected her honesty...DA HALL?? what is wrong with the world? and what DA HELL is wrong with me for having my DVR set to record the whole season? im on crack....

and fienin for some crab legs...on an imitation crab meat budget...

i think might make some salmon patties tomorrow...

ive been missing my watermelon the past couple days...i ate all the watermelons i had in my apartment....time to stock up again....

ive been worried about bills and finances lately...gotta save, gotta save, gotta save..gotta stop buying clothes...i gotta stop worrying...it can get depressing...ive given it to God....no more worrying...im done...He will handle it...its out of my control...aint faith great? i need a t-shirt that says "Got faith?"...hmm, maybe it can be Spelman blue with white lettering...HA...anyway, i know it will all work out in the end...because i believe....*smile*

Woman

i was going to write a post about how my jeans have been fitting looser and what i think is the reason...aside from my time of the month bloat being gone and the massive amount of watermelon i have been consuming...i was also going to go in depth about how this man at trader joes called me beautiful...although i am still not sure if he was talking to me, his male partner or the frozen fish he held in his hand...ill just say he was talking about me and keep on steppin...i was also going to mention how i am fienin for king ding-a-ling to come dick me down and a couple other random things but that can wait...i got this e-mail from my girl netra today and even though i have read it before a long time ago i thought id share....enjoy...ill be back with my craziness later....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A set of screwdrivers,
A cordless drill, and
A black lace bra...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
One friend who
Always makes her
Laugh...
And one
Who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A good piece of furniture
Not previously owned by
Anyone else in her family

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
Eight matching plates,
Wine glasses with stems,
And a recipe for a meal that will
Make her guests feel honored.

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A feeling of control over Her destiny

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to fall in love Without losing herself

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
HOW TO QUIT A JOB
BREAK UP WITH A LOVER
AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
When to try harder... And
WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That she can't change
The length of her calves,
The width of her hips, or
The nature of her parents

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That her childhood
May not have been Perfect
But, It's over

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she would and Wouldn't
Do for love or money

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to live alone
Even if She doesn't like it

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Whom she can trust, Whom she can't,
And why she shouldn't Take it personally

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Where to go
Be it to her best friend's kitchen table
Or a charming inn in the woods
When her soul needs soothing

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she can and can't accomplish
In a day...
A month...
And a year...